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green ninja decaf

This decaf is killing me, thought the green ninja.

Maybe whipped cream would help.

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black ninja stalk

“I wandered lonely as a cloud…” murmured the black ninja aloud to himself.

Pfft. I bet Wordsworth was an insufferable ass while on vacation, thought the black ninja.

Most poets are.

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poolside

Maybe I should put on some of that fruity-smelling sunscreen, thought the green ninja.

Otherwise I’m gonna have weird tan lines.

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fail whale

Natives, thought the black ninja.

Words fail.

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tropical promise

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ninja-gaze1

This changes everything.

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black-ninja-perspective

The moment swelled. The Black Ninja’s thoughts narrowed to a single pinpoint of exquisite readiness…

green-ninja-perspective

“Oh hey! I didn’t know you lived around here” said the Green Ninja. “Did you get anything good for Christmas?”

The Black Ninja nearly blinked.

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black-ninja-and-warhol

“Such wanton commercialism! How I love to hate it!” the Black Ninja thought festively.

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Why isn’t there velcro on pocket change? That’d be handy.

There’s probably more change in the couch though, thought the Green Ninja.

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All this skulking in shadow.

No wonder parts of me grow pale, the Black Ninja realized with unwarranted surprise.

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