Solocrow — One Crow Against the World

You lookin’ for me?

Posted on July 5th, 2007 by solocrow.
Categories: Generic Blatherings, Travel.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I’m back on native soil [such as it is]. I haven’t made my usual round of public appearances, instead preferring an intensive period of power introversion. My typical post-touring move.

Oh, and the extreme case of food poisoning helped with The Avoidance of All Things Public.

In any event, I’m supposed to be rewriting my artist’s statement for an upcoming solo show, but I’m here procrastinating instead. Notice a trend, anyone?

For the curious, I thought I’d offer the following press release. Just to clear a few things up, of course.

1. No, I did not get married.

2. Yes, my birthday involved drinking and half naked sweaty vikings and drums. Iceland is like Vegas. I’ll say no more on the subject.

3. Yes, I wound up playing the ukulele on a remote island capital [Tórshavn] in a restaurant called Rio Bravo of all things.

4. No, I did not catch anything on fire.

5. Yes, there was a Wild and Crazy Icelandic guy decked out in a powder blue leisure suit that queried, “You be my woman? I have money” three nights in a row.

6. No, I didn’t accept his offer.

7. No, I didn’t make it to the phallological museum to check out the whale weiners on display. Sorry, Melis.

8. Yes, the sun never set while I was there.

That is all. For now.

4 comments.